| Famous New Year's Quotes |
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| Written by News Team | |
| Monday, 01 January 2007 | |
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From all of us at KXO Radio, we wish you a prosperous and happy new year!
While your contemplating the coming year please enjoy a few quotes from New Years past.
"Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man."
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. "
"Every new day begins with possibilities. It's up to us to fill it with things that move us toward progress and peace."
"New Year's Day--Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink, and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. We shall also reflect pleasantly upon how we did the same old thing last year about this time. However, go in, community. New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions, and we wish you to enjoy it with a looseness suited to the greatness of the occasion."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other." |
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