KXO Radio AM1230 and FM 107.5

December 16  2006

Volume 1 - Issue 14

The Day Hell Actually Froze Over :

If you take US-23 to Michigan exit 54, drive through Pinkney, and follow the signs, you'll wind up in Hell. In the winter of 1980, the earthen dam in Hell sprung a leak and flooded the town. And then the temperature dropped to 20 degrees Fahrenheit. Hell froze over. The newsman on WCRZ radio (107.9 FM) announced the leak, flood, and temperature one right after the other, but failed to reach the obvious conclusion. The Detroit newspaper carried a single paragraph about it buried deep inside. Everybody who has promised to do something "when Hell freezes over" is still safe because it happened and nobody took notice!

Contents:

• Thought

• Top Stories

• Contests

• Bad Jokes

KXO AM1230

Best Read Website Stories December 1 - December 15:

1. Calexico CHP Officer Fatal Shooting Update

2. Kym Cano Pleads Not Guilty in Husband's Murder

3. Calexico - California Highway Patrol Officer Fatally Shot

4. Local Elks Lodge to Celebrate 75th Anniversary with Diamond Jubilee

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Bad Jokes:

• The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

• I love Christmas Carolers. They're about the only entertainers left you can count on to keep their clothes on..

• The boss just passed out the KXO Christmas bonuses. Mine was Juicy-Fruit.